If you’ve ever lived in the Midwest, you know that most of
the school year is spent underneath a covering of snow. In South Dakota, the
snow generally starts in late October and stubbornly hangs around until early
April. Therefore, you learn at a young age to just deal with the cold and the
snow. If you can’t, then you’re going to lose out on six months of recess fun.
Even if it WAS deathly cold, no one wanted to be that kid.
Once in a great while, the school officials would deem it
too cold for us to have recess outside. That meant indoor recess, which was
just about as much fun as it sounds. Indoor recess was in one of the two gyms,
and the only real option for entertainment was the big box of tangled jump
ropes. Some children opted to just run laps around the gym. My friends and I
generally claimed a corner and created wishlists from the newest Scholastic Book Order.
Most of the time, though, our recesses were outdoors. The
very best winter recesses were the ones right after the parking lot had been
plowed. That meant one thing: the snow pile. The snow pile was exactly what it
sounds like: a huge pile of snow. The snowplows would just heap all the parking
lot snow into a mountain of rock-hard snowy-icy stuff. When the recess bell
rang on the day after a snowstorm, it was a mad race to get out the door and to
claim a good spot on the snowpile. The fastest kid up the snowpile got to sit
at the top, which essentially made you king of the playground. Everyone who
didn’t make it to the peak would stake claims on various spots down the hill.
Some would create little forts on the side of the snow mountain while others
would begin tunneling. Others would smooth out strips from the very top to the
very bottom to create icy snow-slides of death. The possibilities were endless
on the snowpile.
Ah, but woe to the child who left their snowpants at home on
that first glorious day of the snowpile! Our principal at the time was a
hellbeast, and you did NOT want to be on the receiving end of her wrath,
believe you me. This particular principal would not let allow child go out to
play in the snow unless they fulfilled her winter apparel checklist: snowpants,
snowboots, hat/earwarmer, gloves/mittens, and big poofy winter coat. Her rules
were iron-clad. If your glove had so much as a hole in the finger, the
principal nixed your time in the snow. Maybe she was just trying to protect our
tiny hands from frostbite, but I’m pretty sure she did because she liked to see
us suffer.
You’re probably wondering what the big deal is about not
getting to run amok on the snowpile. If it’s -5˚, who wouldn’t want to be
inside reading a book instead? Honestly, if that had been the way of it, I
probably would’ve intentionally left my snowboots sitting at home if it meant I
got to stay inside during the more frigid winter days. But, my friends, it
wasn’t that easy. If I left my snowpants at home one day, it wasn’t just that I
didn’t get to play in the snow with my friends. All of us shameful winter
clothes-less children would not, in fact, stay indoors for recess. We were
required to endure the shame that was known as The Wall.
Our elementary school was situated on a hill that overlooked
the playground, and you’d have to scamper down a long flight of steps in order
to hit the pavement and be on your way to the snowpile. However, if you didn’t
have all your winter attire, you would be forced to stand by the walls of the
building and watch all your friends have a great time without you. Yes: punishment
for forgetting an item of winter clothing was that the teachers would freeze
you into submission. At The Wall, you couldn’t even run around or do jumping
jacks to keep yourself warm. The Wall was patrolled by one of the principal’s minions, and she was more than happy to tell us to hold
still and be quiet. When you had the misfortune of standing by The Wall, talking
was even discouraged. If the monitor decided that you were being too unruly,
you had to put your nose to the brick wall. You couldn’t even watch what was
happening on the playground; you just had to stand there, shivering, and curse
yourself for forgetting your mittens that day.
I didn’t forget my outdoor gear more than once per season
thanks to this system of emotional torture. But even if you had enough
foresight to remember all your garb, there was still the issue of getting all
on and still making it outside in time for all the good places on the snowhill.
I was so jealous of my friend Allison, who was the proud owner of a bright red
snowsuit.
Unlike poor Randy here, Allison didn't have any trouble putting her arms down. |
I was stuck with the more time-consuming separates: first the
coverall-type snowpants, then the winter jacket. Meanwhile, Allison was already
out the door because her all-in-one snowsuit saved her some precious time. As
time went on, I developed some kind of system for getting my snow clothes on in
the fastest way possible. I probably had my snowpants standing up so I could
leap into them, just like a fireman. Maybe.
Yes, recess was easily the most important part of the day,
especially in the winter. I once turned down the option to retake a failed math
test because it would mean I’d have to stay inside for recess. This may not
sound like a big deal to you, but I was a little nerd, and that was the only
test I have ever failed (true story). I was in second grade, and my teacher
offered to let me retake the test over recess that day. I politely declined: it
was one of the first days of the snowhill, after all, and I couldn’t risk
losing the best claim on the snow mountain.
As I got older, my recesses started disappearing. We went
from three recesses in kindergarten to one lone recess in sixth grade. By the
time we had reached the end of elementary school, though, recess had lost its
charm. The playground was overrun with small, screaming children; recess was
much more fun when YOU were the small, screaming child. When junior high hit,
recess was no more. Not too many of us minded. We were too cool for recess,
after all.
High school, of course, had no recess. In college, if you
planned your classes carefully, you could create your own recess! When I was a
freshman, I actually switched psychology classes so I could hang out with my
floormates and watch Full House on
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoons.
Intro to Psychology was no match for John Stamos. |
Now that I have joined the working world, I think we could
use recesses again. Sure, there are coffee breaks and lunch breaks, but no one
encourages us to run around outside and get some fresh air. After all, our
parking lot has just been plowed, and there’s a big snowpile outside with my
name on it.
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