For better or for worse, my New Year’s Eves almost never go
the way I expect. Honestly, I would probably be thrown if one DID someday go
according to plan.
There was the New Year’s when James wanted his brother
Jesse, our friend Nate, and me to come hear his band (Funky Gumbo – they’re a
blog story all their own) play at the Glenwood Ballroom near Morris. James
promised it would be fun, but when the three of us arrived, we found that we
were the youngest people there by at least four decades. Since none of us were
21 at the time, we instead went to Perkins in Alexandria and made it back to
Glenwood in time to ring in 2009.
The following year was the same setup – James was playing
with Funky Gumbo, and Nate, Jesse, and I were on our own. That time, we skipped
Funky Gumbo altogether and spent New Year’s Eve in Morris, hanging out at the
Met and arguing over who had the broadest shoulders.
My favorite New Year’s Eve story comes from Sioux Falls. We
were celebrating the end of 2011 – it was James, Jesse, Nate, and me, who
somehow end up together on many New Year’s Eves. At the end of the night, we
were unable to track down a taxi ride home, so we had to walk the three-plus
miles home. In January. At 2am.
The New Year’s after that was much less exciting, as we
didn’t end up walking anywhere at 2am. However, James did run a stop sign and
get pulled over, and I did end up soaked in booze thanks to varying clumsy bar
patrons, and James’s brother Jay was bitten by a drunk girl. Finally, we missed
the clock striking twelve because James and Nate were stuck by a crowded bar
trying to order us drinks and Jay, Jesse, and I were crammed against a wall,
trying to secure a place for the five of us to stand. “Oh hey, it’s 12:02.
Happy New Year!” So that was how we began 2013.
Last New Year’s Eve, however, was fantastic. It was nothing
like all the other New Year’s, and I loved it. Why?
Because James and I got to ring in 2014 in New Orleans.
We got married in July 2013 and took a mini-honeymoon road
trip to Winnipeg, which was totally awesome. We saved our real New Orleans
honeymoon until the end of December – what a perfect time of year to escape
Minnesota and go south. And how cool would it be to spend New Year’s in the
French Quarter? TOTALLY COOL.
James and I are not the best planners, and it turned out
that we were in New Orleans at the same time as the (something) Bowl. The
streets were flooded with fans from Alabama and Oklahoma, and getting anywhere
via streetcar took three times as long as we had expected. That meant we had to
put a lot of careful thought into where we would go that day – we didn’t want
to be caught in a streetcar when midnight hit.
We spent New Year’s Eve day running around like chickens
with our heads cut off. James and I had so many places to see and so many
things to eat, and we had goals for each day in New Orleans. New Year’s Eve was
no different, except that we had to plan carefully to be back in the French
Quarter well before midnight. We had heard rumor of midnight fireworks over the
Mississippi, and there was no way we were missing that.
Our biggest decision for New Year’s Eve was one we made with
much deliberation and care: where to eat dinner? We had to make sure it was
accessible via street car, it wouldn’t have too much of a wait, and that we ate
early enough to not worry about timing, but late enough so that we wouldn’t be
starving come midnight. James and I dined at VooDoo BBQ on St Charles – far
enough away from the French Quarter that we could get in with no problem, but
close enough to the street car line that we only had a few blocks of walking to
do.
And you know what? It worked perfectly. Our dinner was absolutely
delicious (barbecue shrimp, be still my heart), and we even had time to stop at
Copeland’s for bread pudding.
James and I hopped back on the streetcar and pointed
ourselves back toward the French Quarter. We had been doing so well with our
timing that we figured we had nothing to worry about. However, when it came
time to switch street car lines from the St Charles Line to the Canal Street
line, we hit a snag. The cars on the Canal Street line were stuffed to the
gills with drunken college football revelers, with even more waiting on the
street. The line stretched before us, and the clock was nearing 11 – too close
for comfort.
Our feet ached from three days of non-stop walking, but
James and I saw no other choice. If we wanted to get to the fireworks on the
Mississippi, we were going to have to hoof it. We scrambled through the droves
of football fans, snaking our way through the sea of red and white jerseys. We
power-walked like our lives depended on it.
And then, there it was – Jackson Square. We had made it.
SWEET, SWEET VICTORY! We weren’t going to miss the first moments of the New
Year like we had in 2013. Jackson Square was packed, but we didn’t mind.
James and I had trucked over to Jackson Square so quickly
that we had time to a.) get ourselves some Hurricanes at Paddy O’Brien’s, and
b.) buy Mardi Gras masks at a gift shop. We put on our masks and huddled
together by the river bank. We were filled with electric excitement: not only
was 2013 – the most hectic/stressful/wonderful year ever – almost over, but we
were going to spend the first moments of 2014 standing together in New Orleans:
my favorite place earth.
And it was even better than I imagined it. Standing on the
edge of the Mississippi River, wearing Mardi Gras masks, huddling against the
drizzle, and surrounded by the happiest group of drunks I’d ever met, 2014
arrived.
There were indeed fireworks over the Mississippi River – but they were lit off a barge floating on the river. It was a truly spectacular sight – one of those blazing, beautiful sights that reminds you just why you’re so lucky to be alive.
There were indeed fireworks over the Mississippi River – but they were lit off a barge floating on the river. It was a truly spectacular sight – one of those blazing, beautiful sights that reminds you just why you’re so lucky to be alive.
James and I spent the early hours of 2014 in blissful wonder,
roaming the streets and absorbing the New Orleans celebration. (Yes, we caught
beads thrown from balconies. No, we didn't have to earn them.) Like most of my
New Year’s Eves, this one also did not go according to plan: the plan being
that we’d have a nice dinner somewhere and settle in nicely for an evening of
fireworks. Instead, we ran around like chickens with our heads cut off, scarfing
down shrimp and bread pudding and doing our best to beat the ticking New Year’s
Eve clock. What was unplanned turned out to be so much better than what was
planned, as is often the case.
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