Dear Tom Daschle,
You probably don't remember me.
In fact, I hope you don't.
You came to Arlington, South Dakota when I was a junior in high school.
You visited my English class.
I was 16.
I thought I was a Republican.
Turns out, I had no idea what that meant.
I thought I was a Republican because my grandma Lorraine was a Republican.
Did I know what she stood for?
Not really.
I knew that Grandma Lorraine loved her family more than anything, and she was a badass woman in a time where women stayed home.
So if Republicans were good enough for her, they were good enough for me.
So, Tom Daschle, that's why I glared at you when you visited our classroom.
That's why I didn't have any questions to ask you.
I have so many questions for you now.
I'm sorry I swooned over John Thune when he visited the following year.
He signed a piece of notebook paper that used to hang on my wall.
I have since burned it.
I'm sorry I wore my "Thune!" shirt so often.
I have since trashed it.
I am NOT sorry that all photographic evidence of this shirt has been destroyed.
But don't worry, Tom Daschle.
I had this all figured out by the time I was old enough to vote.
I'm sorry I was never old enough to vote for you.
Because I would have.
Thanks for all you did for my home state of South Dakota. Thanks for all you did for our country.
Thanks for everything, Tom Daschle.
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