cats v toddler.

Did I say this to my cats or my toddler?

Please don't lick my face - I know where that tongue has been.

Wow, you drool a lot.

I hear you! I'm upstairs!

Your breath is terrible.

Why are you all wet?

Your eyes are so pretty!

What's in your mouth?

You took my spot!

Are you crabby because you're hungry?

I know you can hear me.

Where are you? You were just here!

Ow! Those claws!

Would you like a head rub?

Get your butt out of my face.

Is it time for snuggles?

Don't bite me.

You have such a cute squishy face!

ANSWERS:

Both. All the time. Cats and toddlers are kind of the same.